Atria-podcast
Atria-Content-Blog
Working on your business 
IFAs are subject to same principles as everyone else More ...
Fatbergs! 
IFA recycling More ...
The Stuff of Nightmares 
Reflections on the lesson from CP17/16 More ...
Short-Termism...again 
Follow-up to last week's blog More ...
How to lose your majority 
Election lessons for IFAs More ...
The Assessing Suitability Review 
Financial Crime + AML 
A strange interaction 
How 'thick' is your proposition? 
Quick-Start Your Proposition 
A reason to celebrate 
It's OK to be a capitalist 
The Case for Cashflow 
There's always a crash 
Somewhere, close to the brink 
The Persistent Elephant 
Mind the gap 
Merry Christmas 
The ease of negligence 
Brexit: we need entertaining! 
Red sky in the morning... 
Sustainable, or...? 
Advertising and Attention-Span 
Complexity + client understanding 
A world where nothing...quite...works 
Dreaming the dream 
Eve and the Apple
For goodness sake 
Too good to be true? 
Wake up to a new world 
Data in, data out 
Don't be like Yodel 
A little nostalgia is a good thing 
Welcome to my world 
Sorry to brag, but... 
Complaint-Management Models 
Intimations of mortality 
The wonderful world of regulatory permissions 
From alert to supervisory action 
Due-diligence, suitability and all that 
Regulation, the one-way street
The old ways persist
There is sweet irony here... 
'Wot's compliance ever done for us?' 
A man who made his mark 
Messy world planning 
Teabags and Data-Disconnect 
2016: Onwards and Upwards 
On 'Doing Network' 
Tis the season to be whinging 
Futile Forecasting Frustration 
On being deliberate 
Data Matters 
Over a lifetime 
Your money is safe 
What's going on at the FCA? 
The BT Engineer cometh 
Robot IFA, here we come? 
Rethinking the basics 
Independent...or what?
What you write matters 
Be careful out there! 
Crimes against information 
Realism not Cynicism 
A Question of Trust 
Choices, promises and client experience 
Where's Value? 
Just Say No 
Too bright to look at? 
Compliance + Subjectivity 
Fostering the critical mind 
The sidelining of the client 
There be Bear-Traps 
Threats to Sustainability 
2015, Looking Forwards
Merry Christmas! 
Regulation's working... 
Innovation and Self-Service 
The Challenge of Due Diligence 
The joy of Notes 
Re-Evaluating Rebalancing 
It's all joined-up 
Lights, cameras, action, EIS... 
Row over EU 'interim levy' 
Fences make uncomfortable seating
Adviser Mood Swings Need an Explanation
Choppy waters? 
 What's your number?
Freedom 
Independence...again
Is it a maze? 
The risk of risk 
Picking the winners 
All you need is love ...
CoCos...Pop! 
It's a State of Mind
Face to face with the FCA 
Surprised by excellence 
Afloat in the Sea of Ambiguity?
Independence +
Does A Fund's ACD really matter? 
The Future's Bright, the Future's Orange? 
2 + 2 = 4 (or does it?) 
What's smart about smart beta?
Even Marcus needs wellies 
PIMS and the place for products 
Ethical Professionals 
Trusted Adviser...or what? 
Never out of fashion 
Customer Service! 
Tulipomania! 
Adviser Charges - the FCA Thematic Review 
On Not Advising on Mortgages
Ennui about Annuities? 
Where there's a Will... 
Your Proposition 
Justifying our existence 
Getting there safely 
A Network perspective
How to look forwards
The point of promises
Auto-Enrolment Implications
Happy New Year
It's almost Christmas
Merry Christmas to All!
Behold...the new marketplace
What's your commute like?
The illusion of choice
The lust of the eyes
A legacy food nostalgia trip
A good read
A bit of fiscal responsibility
Risky business
Service, service + More Service
A salutary Tale
Sorry doesn't have to be the hardest word
RDR Charging - Media Reporting
Anticipating randomness
When Outreach is Underwhelming
Matching expectations
Uncertainty, planning, hedging
Who is being served?
Reasons to be grumpy
Adequate analysis
Client Reviews
Hey ho!

A legacy food nostalgia trip

There were many things about the ValidPath 10th Anniversary Conference which made it special, but for me the amount of laughter and genuine interaction between our Members was symptomatic of the very positive shared culture across our Network.  At our dinner, on the evening of the 16th October, there was much mirth from folk of a particular age, as we remembered some of the 'legacy foods' which were enjoyed (I use the term loosely) during the 1970s.

There was Vendona Coffee, a new powdered, instant confection which arrived in the supermarkets out of nowhere.  It seems that most of us experimented with various ways of turning it into a hot drink, without ever being able to produce something that didn't strongly resemble gravy-browning.

instant-whip-front1There was Birds Instant Whip, which vanished mysteriously from the shelves in 2004, and the entirely separate product Angel Delight which is still available.  The ingredients list for the latter is a kind of smorgasbord of items which are almost entirely devoid of any useful nutritional content (see foot of page).

Some folks remembered something sinister called Cheese Flaps, a distinctly unappetising product that I have no recollection of.  I retain a very clear, almost graphic memory of Sainsbury's Breakfast Slices, a kind of meaty, reformed pap, designed to resemble bacon - but not bacon at all.  Interestingly, if you Google that one, you'll discover a significant community of perplexed individuals, all hellbent on discovering what happened to this stuff.  It appears that Sainsbury's themselves have no recollection of ever having sold the product, and I for one would prefer to forget that it ever had anything to do with my alimentary canal.

For me, the archetypal food product for this period was the Vesta Beef Curry.  One was never sure precisely what those oblong squares of meat protein actually were, and the whole meal was glued together with a gritty curry sauce which always tasted of powder and something else that one couldn't quite identify.  This stuff was regarded by my parents as a proxy for 'curry', something which it bore only the loosest resemblance to, and was served up as a special treat, or perhaps to clear cupboard space in the kitchen.  Amazingly, you can still order it from Amazon - as a kind of nutritional comfort-blanket for those of us who would prefer to retreat to the institutional brownness of the 1970s, and spend the weekends working under our Morris Marina.  In hundreds of years, they'll discover landfills composed entirely of Vesta Meals strata that have stubbornly refused to rot down.

After one's Beef Curry Moment, one needs a nice refreshing drink to wash it down, and perhaps rinse those strange gritty particles out of one's teeth.  And what better for this purpose than the sparkling drink, Cresta ("It's frothy, man")?  Strangely plastic in flavour, gloopy and chock-full of chemicals, this did at least live up to its strapline.  It certainly was frothy.

More recently, we have experienced the joys of a similar kind of culinary approach when it comes to financial products.  During the 1990's, IFAs were much taken with BES schemes which seemed to be designed for the sole purpose of implosion.  We had the engineered combinations of products such as the Henderson Guaranteed Payment Plan, or their Golden Future, neither of which seemed to deliver quite what was expected.  There were those enticing 'automatic' products such as the Johnson Fry Hy5 PEP, which left everybody involved very depressed - and probably contributed to the company's decision to morph into Legg Mason.  There was that apparently limitless appetite for M&A activity which moved Provident Mutual Pension Assured Fund investors into GA, then CGU, then NU and finally Aviva, so that the benefits of their chosen investment were ultimately lost.  And who can forget the widespread selling of EPPs and SSASs in order to confer upon companies the much-lauded benefits of loanbacks whilst simultaneously shooting their retirement provision through the foot?

The analogy is not entirely misplaced, although I acknowledge a tendency to stretch the connections at times.  Much of the food that we used to ingest was actually devoid of those qualities which would lead to a robust metabolism - and many of the financial products available exhibited such a pronounced tendency to undermine our financial capability, that the ideologically-committed IFA would naturally want to protect his or her client from such things.  I am not at all convinced that we have left that sorry state of affairs behind, judged by the marketplace's continued fascination for over-complex products stuffed full of the financial equivalent to 'Propane-1, 2-Diol Esters of Fatty Acids' and other exotic ingredients.  If food is there to grow healthy adults, then our financial ingredients should be chosen for their demonstrable ability to grow our clients' wealth, not waste it away.
 
ValidPath Members can access a digest of the 2013 Conference content, and associated resources, by clicking here.
 

Ingredients for Angel Delight:  Sugar, Vegetable Oil , Modified Starch , Emulsifiers (Propane-1, 2-Diol Esters of Fatty Acids, Sunflower Lecithin) , Gelling Agents (Tetrasodium Diphosphate, Disodium Phosphate) , Milk Lactose , Milk Proteins , Flavourings , Colours (Beetroot Red, Annatto, Mixed Carotenes) , Whey Powder from Milk , Anti-Caking Agent (Silicon Dioxide)

 


Kevin Moss, 21/10/2013

Working on your business 
IFAs are subject to same principles as everyone else More ...
Fatbergs! 
IFA recycling More ...
The Stuff of Nightmares 
Reflections on the lesson from CP17/16 More ...
Short-Termism...again 
Follow-up to last week's blog More ...
How to lose your majority 
Election lessons for IFAs More ...
The Assessing Suitability Review 
There are lessons here More ...
Financial Crime + AML 
Flagging up the new guidance More ...
A strange interaction 
Surely, these are two entirely disparate and unrelated topics? More ...
How 'thick' is your proposition? 
Easter closure More ...
Quick-Start Your Proposition 
Speed is of the essence More ...
A reason to celebrate 
The first fifteen years More ...
It's OK to be a capitalist 
Like it or not, we are this thing More ...
The Case for Cashflow 
A quick reminder about CashCalc More ...
There's always a crash 
For this, you have insurance More ...
Somewhere, close to the brink 
We've been using OM's systems, and it's not been a happy experience More ...
The Persistent Elephant 
On the PII market More ...
Mind the gap 
An example of regulatory ambivalence which affects Advisers More ...
Merry Christmas 
Christmas message, 2016 More ...
The ease of negligence 
Lifetime cashflows, variable growth rates and market events More ...
Brexit: we need entertaining! 
Reflections on Article 50 More ...
Red sky in the morning... 
The FCA publishes interim findings from its asset management market study More ...
Sustainable, or...? 
Are we building something to last, or just paying the bills? More ...
Advertising and Attention-Span 
Thoughts prompted by marketing surveys More ...
Complexity + client understanding 
More and more information? Or better-quality advice? More ...
A world where nothing...quite...works 
Feedback after our DeFaqto Engage training workshop More ...
Dreaming the dream 
The differences between being awake, and being asleep More ...
Eve and the Apple
The lessons that Apple probably didn't seriously intend More ...
For goodness sake 
Enough of the doomsday scenarios, please More ...
Too good to be true? 
News this week regarding Film Partnerships More ...
Wake up to a new world 
The IFA's role in a Brexit world More ...
Data in, data out 
Some clarity about Clarity's clarity More ...
Don't be like Yodel 
Lessons to be learned about your service proposition? More ...
A little nostalgia is a good thing 
More thoughts on longevity and the advisory process More ...
Welcome to my world 
The RMAR is the new incarnation of the hamster-wheel, but less fun More ...
Sorry to brag, but... 
A recent member visit prompts a few thoughts More ...
Complaint-Management Models 
How other people do it More ...
Intimations of mortality 
Victoria Wood and the critical value of 'What If?' planning More ...
The wonderful world of regulatory permissions 
It's P2P time! More ...
From alert to supervisory action 
The FCA's supervisory actions in relation to pension switches and transfers More ...
Due-diligence, suitability and all that 
Reflections on the FCA's Thematic Review More ...
Regulation, the one-way street
A reflection on recent experiences More ...
The old ways persist
We are surprised by the discovery that commission overrides still exist More ...
There is sweet irony here... 
The demise of Rebus More ...
'Wot's compliance ever done for us?' 
A rumination on the relationship between compliance and professionalism More ...
A man who made his mark 
We are grateful for the memory of Richard Mein More ...
Messy world planning 
Advice when the numbers don't necessarily add up More ...
Teabags and Data-Disconnect 
Lessons learned from the humble teabag More ...
2016: Onwards and Upwards 
The perfect antidotes to anxiety More ...
On 'Doing Network' 
A reflection on ethos and future development More ...
Tis the season to be whinging 
Further reflections on the complaint culture More ...
Futile Forecasting Frustration 
Reflections on the folly of market-timing More ...
On being deliberate 
The benefits of lifetime cashflow planning More ...
Data Matters 
A piece inspired by the FCA's Gabriel system More ...
Over a lifetime 
Some of those old products did actually deliver More ...
Your money is safe 
Kevin is trouble-shooting at the bank More ...
What's going on at the FCA? 
Reflections on our recent experiences with approvals More ...
The BT Engineer cometh 
Observations based upon the inevitable disappointments of the Real World More ...
Robot IFA, here we come? 
What is it that you, uniquely, do for your clients? More ...
Rethinking the basics 
There's a website revamp on the way... More ...
Independent...or what?
Reflections on a telephone conversation More ...
What you write matters 
A few thoughts on the crafting of client documentation More ...
Be careful out there! 
The world IFAs operate in is a challenging one. This is a quick reminder of a useful tool. More ...
Crimes against information 
The myth of objectivity, and what we can do about it More ...
Realism not Cynicism 
A more positive view of regulation? More ...
A Question of Trust 
Thoughts about recruitment and the qualities of human beings More ...
Choices, promises and client experience 
Learning some lessons from party manifestos More ...
Where's Value? 
For when the beach is crowded More ...
Just Say No 
Reflecting on the recent PFS guidance More ...
Too bright to look at? 
The eclipse of DB schemes and the flourishing of risk More ...
Compliance + Subjectivity 
Compliance and financial promotions More ...
Fostering the critical mind 
Inquisitive methodologies and the pensions reforms More ...
The sidelining of the client 
Legacy products, and the insidious decay of our clients' financial capability More ...
There be Bear-Traps 
Some reflections on the pension reforms More ...
Threats to Sustainability 
Reflections on the dynamics of the PII marketplace More ...
2015, Looking Forwards
A positive framework for progress More ...
Merry Christmas! 
The last Blog of 2014 More ...
Regulation's working... 
Recent experiences don't exactly instil confidence... More ...
Innovation and Self-Service 
On anticipating the implications of technical innovation More ...
The Challenge of Due Diligence 
Reflections after ValidPath's CPD Event on BPR solutions More ...
The joy of Notes 
How and why we use information, and how we go about recording it are very important issues. More ...
Re-Evaluating Rebalancing 
Rebalancing methodologies matter More ...
It's all joined-up 
A few thoughts about the use of data-systems More ...
Lights, cameras, action, EIS... 
A great new film, and some thoughts on tax-efficiency More ...
Row over EU 'interim levy' 
Would David Cameron be happy with FSCS Interim Levies? More ...
Fences make uncomfortable seating
It's clearer than ever : you need to decide whether you will engage with AutoEnrolment. Or not. More ...
Adviser Mood Swings Need an Explanation
With a new investigation into due diligence, advisers would do well to have a clear explanation for differences in their attitude to investment solutions More ...
Choppy waters? 
Here it comes... More ...
 What's your number?
The importance and relevance of Management Information cannot be over-stated ... More ...
Freedom 
Yet more thoughts about independence More ...
Independence...again
Further thoughts on the independence conundrum More ...
Is it a maze? 
A few thoughts about ethics More ...
The risk of risk 
How many sources of risk does the IFA need to factor into his/her consideration? More ...
Picking the winners 
A comparison of 2013 and 2014 fund due-diligences is revealing More ...
All you need is love ...
Gill contemplates whether her chocolate habit has lessons for financial planning ... More ...
CoCos...Pop! 
A pre-emptive product-ban from the FCA. More ...
It's a State of Mind
Simple is not the same as easy, as Gill if going to find out next Friday. More ...
Face to face with the FCA 
Follow-on thoughts after our recent review More ...
Surprised by excellence 
A review meeting surpasses all expectations More ...
Afloat in the Sea of Ambiguity?
A new FCA Consultation is on its way! More ...
Independence +
Introducing our new Network-wide DeFaqto provision More ...
Does A Fund's ACD really matter? 
Should advisers avoid fund managers who are still using Capita as their Authorised Corporate Directors? More ...
The Future's Bright, the Future's Orange? 
Are financial planners designing propositions to suit a changing world, and client profile, or are we assuming (wrongly) that the future will be a clone of the past? More ...
2 + 2 = 4 (or does it?) 
Not everything in life is black and white, so advisers should address complexity in their advice too ... More ...
What's smart about smart beta?
Vanguard's Symposium gets Gill thinking More ...
Even Marcus needs wellies 
Advance planning saves the day, every time More ...
PIMS and the place for products 
It's hard work, but someone has to do it! More ...
Ethical Professionals 
On being different, but also proving it More ...
Trusted Adviser...or what? 
The key factor in moulding client relationships More ...
Never out of fashion 
Announcing Parmenion's new SIPP wrapper More ...
Customer Service! 
A reminder of the value to everyone of delivering a great service More ...
Tulipomania! 
How relevant are historic events to current market practices? More ...
Adviser Charges - the FCA Thematic Review 
The FCA's Thematic Review highlights a problem that really shouldn't need fixing More ...
On Not Advising on Mortgages
Thinking about the bigger picture More ...
Ennui about Annuities? 
Gill Cardy, writing from France... More ...
Where there's a Will... 
Highlighting the importance of Will-Planning, and flagging up a new service More ...
Your Proposition 
On why defining your proposition is so important More ...
Justifying our existence 
Reflections on the latest engagement with CMCs More ...
Getting there safely 
Another consideration of risk-management More ...
A Network perspective
Reflections on the network model, from both sides More ...
How to look forwards
One needs a clear view of the way ahead... More ...
The point of promises
Reflections on the boiler-system from hell More ...
Auto-Enrolment Implications
A few practical thoughts for IFAs More ...
Happy New Year
The virtue of setting realistic goals More ...
It's almost Christmas
Closing thoughts and thanks for 2013 More ...
Merry Christmas to All!
The penultimate blog of 2013, highlighting Gill Cardy's arrival More ...
Behold...the new marketplace
So where did all the independent firms go? More ...
What's your commute like?
Risks in the advice process More ...
The illusion of choice
Independence or what? More ...
The lust of the eyes
Why we only want the wrong stuff... More ...
A good read
A review of John Bogle's book, 'The Clash of the Cultures' More ...
A bit of fiscal responsibility
How to encourage decent retirement provision More ...
Risky business
Lessons learned from the documentation More ...
Service, service + More Service
Lessons from an Italian restaurant More ...
A salutary Tale
Before you arrange an annuity More ...
Sorry doesn't have to be the hardest word
One way of resolving our mistakes, and avoiding complaints More ...
RDR Charging - Media Reporting
Reflections on a Daily Telegraph feature More ...
Anticipating randomness
Observations from real life are relevant to financial planning More ...
When Outreach is Underwhelming
Reflections following a FOS Roadshow More ...
Matching expectations
Aside from the marketing, what's really substantive about our advisory proposition? More ...
Uncertainty, planning, hedging
How, exactly, do we enable our clients? More ...
Who is being served?
Recent experiences with customer service present some useful lessons More ...
Reasons to be grumpy
So there are good reasons, after all... More ...
Adequate analysis
A cost-effective investment analytics solution for IFAs More ...
Client Reviews
A quick highlight on this value-added area of your client service proposition More ...
Hey ho!
It's all across the news, so prepare yourself for the onslaught! More ...